August 2011
2 posts
My dad and I were talking about the Harry Potter...
iminditch:
shipklainedemort:
teenagegallifreyan:
its-now-or-never-isnt-it:
Am I the only one who didn’t realize this before?
February 2010
1 post
October 2009
10 posts
Some dogs are smart and evil...
fmylife:
Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML
Ha my dog hates my little cousins so she checks to see if were looking and when we turn away she bites her butt!
reblog with your favourite pokemon!
phoebejeebies:
billiejoe182:
ifuckinglovetea:
mr-krabs:
silvershadowbeliever:
owlb0nes:
rollwiththepunches:
sushankbastola:
laaaaaaaaaaaauren:
rollwiththepunches:
Hitmonlee :)
Ditto, I had about 30 ditto’s! :)
Magikarp. cos he did fuck all
SPLASH FTW.
squirtle. he’s so fucking cute omg<3
charmandarrr ^-^
KADABRA!
ODISH
ODISH ODISH ODISH ODISH ODISH ODISH
...
almost-there:
elliep:
...
Ouch!
fmylife:
Today, I received a call from a collection agency. Since I had no clue, I was ready to file a police report for stolen identity. I then called my mom only to find out she has been opening new credit cards with my information for 3 years and not paying them. My credit is ruined and I’m only 21. FML
This has kto be one of the most fucked up things ever…I think I’d report my...
July 2009
1 post
June 2009
3 posts
“yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it...”
– Oogway from Kung Fu Panda (via kyleburns)
Ha the other day my sis and I was watching this…when he said this my took a mintue too get it then she said ” HaHa Oogway’s the SHIZZNit!!”
May 2009
27 posts
Let's start a war; start a nuclear war.
growingup:
At the GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR.
Damn I love that song!
Haven’t listened to it in forever!
Youtube here I come!
WTF?!
fmylife:
Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma’s birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey’s legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, “Maybe you should get one for your daughter.” FML
First I kinda want to say…BURN!!!
…but this is just WRONG!!!
whoistravisclark:
So, I finally figured out how...
What are your three biggest fears?
growingup:
counterfeitredhead:
fairyfirefly:
the-best-on-mars:
sloaneee:
heyheylookatmypenis:
shechangesyourmind:
1) Heights 2) Birds 3) Barnacles
cockroaches
bodies of water
the dark
1. Jellyfish
2. Toilets
3. Space
1.) Losing my loved ones. 2.) Failing in life. 3.) Living without happiness or health.
Losing my friends and family
Falling in love again
Caterpillars
1....
“It’s not rape if you yell “Surprise!”
– Gabe Saporta
Rape is not funny, but this is.
(via iwantblood)
ROTFLMAO!!! Gabe sooo set himself up for all the girls that planned to reape him…now they have an excuse!
Oh behalf of everyone who just watched House, just...
growingup:
FINALLY. IT’S BEEN 5 AND A HALF SEASONS, IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN.
EWWWW!!! but I don’t want them 2gather!!!
fmylife:
Today, I took a bath with what I thought was my waterproof vibrator. It wasn’t. Apparently my boyfriend found me passed out in the tub from an electric shock with my vibrator floating next to me. He refused to call a doctor and insisted on interrogating me about what he’s doing wrong in bed. FML
ROTFLMFAO!!!
Fucking Hilarious!!!
"The Jonas Brothers are to music what Hitler was...
growingup:
diamonds-n-rubies:
allmyindecision:
dude, that’s not cool. not cool at all.
HA HA HAHA
ROTFLMFAO!!! South Park episode with the Jonas Brothers gooes down in my top 10
I couldn’t stop laughing the whole show!
April 2009
26 posts
iwantblood:
secondstar05:
iambianca:
Bounce -...
I am not a "hot" girl.
theginanicoleblog:
secondstar05:
I will probably never ~turn you on, or take your breath away, or impress your friends with the way I look… but I can make you laugh and make you feel wanted, and sometimes I can be really fucking cute. I really wish that could be enough, just once.
FMyLife Moments in Greek Mythology
fmylife:
flourhoneymilk:
Icarus Today my father made wings out of feathers and wax so that we could escape the king’s castle. But I flew too close to the sun and the wings melted. I then fell into the ocean below. I can’t swim. FML
Odysseus Today I came up with a plan that helped my country win a 10-year war. But, because I forgot to pray to Poseidon, I won’t get to go home for another 10...
Trouble in Philly
Roadshow crew members assualted by Philly cops! Makes me sick to the stomach and brings me to tears!
http://www.valenciamusic.net/site/?p=373
growingup:
nordicdeathgoddess:
Icky Vicky.
I...