Today, I took a bath with what I thought was my waterproof vibrator. It wasn’t. Apparently my boyfriend found me passed out in the tub from an electric shock with my vibrator floating next to me. He refused to call a doctor and insisted on interrogating me about what he’s doing wrong in bed. FMLROTFLMFAO!!! Fucking Hilarious!!!
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Bwahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahaahaha Yeah. I think that’s awesome. Love ya Shannnnnon.
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haha. xD that would suck.
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ROTFLMFAO!!! Fucking Hilarious!!!
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*note: never get monkeygirl
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